Thankfully for us, big-dicked Berliner Tim Kruger has discovered Rio Silver, because I don't think I could have found a better way to go into the weekend than with this Latin hunk. Following on the success of Staghomme boyfriends Damien Crosse and Francesco D'Macho, Kruger and his boyfriend started their own site a few months ago, largely to mine the parade of hot guys they end up fucking each weekend. So, like TGIF.

Rio Silver and Tim Kruger (free hardcore clip)

-- Mike

The deceptively charming and drop-dead gorgeous Maîtresse Madeline has found a new way to taunt and play with her submissives, in her dollhouse of course. With this new fantasy role-playing series designed especially for Whipped Ass, Maîtresse had Kink.com's Art Department build a life-size toy box to keep her special dolls in. Madeline has begun building her collection right here in San Francisco with the lovely Ella Darling and Aurora Snow. Maîtresse Madeline might play a little rough, do you want to come and play?

I got an email the other day from a guy who wondered whatever happened to legendary pornographer Bobby Garcia -- the low-budget master of straight marine films. Luckily, I'd just read an interview with Garcia in pervert-auteur John Waters' excellent new book, Role Models. Waters has long been a fan of Garcia and, given that in all my years of porn I've never seen anything as remotely as scandalous as what Waters did in Pink Flamingos or Desperate Living, that's saying something.

Waters tracked Garcia down in a desert hovel near Twentynine Palms, CA where the baby-oil chugging director lives with pigs, rats, dogs, but no electricity. Waters calls him "the Buñuel of Blowjobs," for his skill at luring straight marines into his digs (beer, poppers and porn, are his trade secret). Bobby films very little and never got rich ("What I do, I do for love."), but luckily for us his decades of weird, crass sexcapades are still online at AWOL Marines.

Those of you in the gay-for-pay hate camp will erupt in a wad of panties, I'm sure; those of you in the trade-closets camp will rest your case as well. I say -- in the words of an old mentor of mine -- save the speeches for Malcolm X. I just want to get laid.

The shameless, cock-hungry Garcia gets me there every time. Go get 'em, Bobby.

Don't Ask, Don't Tell (free clips @AWOLMarines)
Role Models (no porn, but plenty dirty -- @Amazon.com)

-- Mike

Unless you live in San Francisco, you're probably not as familiar with the Dore Alley "Up Your Alley" Fair as you are its -- dare I claim it? -- more mainstream cousin, the Folsom Street Fair. While both are leather-ish and leathery, and both feature butt-plug contests and semi-public sex, Dore attracts a smaller and more local crowd. Unlike Folsom, which runs the length of a small city, Dore confines itself to a few blocks and given that no news crews show up to cover it, it's a little more scandalous. More human urinals! More pony play! More weird fetishy outfits and superhero sex. And, of course, porn stars. Above, Samuel Colt warming up with a sucker. Other photos from the NakedSword booth after the jump ...

I've enjoyed watching Jamie, an aspiring Navy SEAL, getting his plump ass pumped all over Sean Cody. He's the the type of pass-around party bottom that really makes me think that maybe Sean Cody should open up a theme park where we all could take a ride. I'm not sure if he ever made it to the military induction ceremony -- perhaps he's waiting for the DADT repeal -- but should he ever make it to the wetsuit stage, I'm sure he'll work that SCUBA over well.

Sean Cody just let Jess have a crack at him, and the boys got along just fine.

I'll post some more pictures from the Dore Alley Fair over the next couple of days ... but until then, here's a fun game: How many Chris Porters can you find in the above image? Are you sick of him yet?

One of the most common questions Mike and I get from readers is how to break into porn. And, for the record, it's pretty easy:

1. Take some pics of yourself: Snap a couple of clear, non-artsy pictures of your face, body, and cock. Better yet, get a friend to take them. Honesty counts here; you're not gonna get any bonus points for being creative.
2. Do some research: Find the porn studio or website that's right for you. If you're vanilla, don't try to be the next Grapik Art model. If you're a twink, don't apply to Mustang
3. Submit your photos online: Look for a "Apply to be a Model" link on the website for the company you want to work for and you're done -- they all have them.

It all may seem pretty obvious, but take a second to appreciate how easy we have it now. Before digital cameras and the internet, you'd have to drop polaroids of yourself in the mail and hope some pervy mailman didn't get to your letter first.

That being said, there are casting calls for two porn projects that don't come around very often. Casting for the feature version of I Want Your Love, which I'm helping produce, starts next week. Director Travis Mathews and I will be in New York doing screen tests with potential stars on 7/28 - 7/30. We'll be holding casting sessions in San Francisco sometime in August or September. Granted, IWYL isn't straight-up gay porn -- if falls somewhere between porn and art on the film spectrum -- but cast members will have to have sex on camera (as well as act). If you're interested in applying or want to learn more about the production, check out the I Want Your Love site. Previous porn or acting experience isn't necessary.

If you're less interested in making art and more interested in making porn, 3-D auteur Dominic Ford is also looking for perspective porn stars for a reality TV style/porn hybrid project called So You Think You Can Fuck, filming in Fort Lauderdale on August 16-23. Sort of like a porn version of Project Runway, ten contestants will compete in a five-episode series that will appear on DominicFord.com, and viewers will vote on the winner. You can apply here -- but hurry; you'll only have until August 9th.

OK, technically the movie is called "Brent Everett Is Wetter Than Ever", but I like my title better.

OK so when did Brent Everett go from being ridiculously hot to absurdly fucking hot? Extended hardcore trailer for

Brent Everett Is Hotter Wetter Than Ever after the jump ...

Poor Chris Porter! He's got tied up to a Saint Andrew's cross and fucked by massive-cocked Girth Brooks and Tristan Jaxx in Mustang's newest Depths of Desire, which you can watch now on FalconXXX. I hope he's OK, you guys!

More pics after the jump ...