When a porn star "retires," it's usually best to just ignore them. They miss shooting as much as you miss the shot, and they're back before you know it. But Simon Dexter (aka Harley from SeanCody.com) is a different matter, and I can't wait any more. It's possible that Dexter/Harley, who left the industry last August to focus on mainstream modeling has just gotten hotter. He's started a blog, is shooting a calender with photographer Paul Reitz and is chasing mainstream modeling agents, all while looking like a nine-inch nude Edward Norton. But is the versatile Pole missing the glory (hole) days? For a straight man, he spends an awful lot of time talking about Louis Vuitton cruising DudesNude. I say we bring him back.

In case you forgot why print media was killed by the internet, the Levi Johnston issue of Playgirl will not hit stands later this month. That's means that the time betweenthe actual shoot and the arrival of the hot-off-the-presses issue is roughly 5 times as long as it took for the final pictures to show up on the internet. Daniel Nardicio sent along the picture of the cover, and promised new, never before seen photos of Young Levi (in color, we hope?). Frankly, I'm more interested in the naked shots of New York's hottest bartenders.

When I asked him why they Photoshopped out Levi's pubes like a Ken Doll (see cover), he quickly shot back. "No, HE shaved them." I've never heard a gayer-for-pay thing in my life.

Nardicio also told me that they've got their next star lined up -- they'll be announcing it next week -- and hinted that among the offers that have gone out are Pauly D from Jersey Shore and Kirk McCambley -- the ginger that brought down the Irish government.

And in case you haven't seen them ... Levi Johnston Nude (@Playgirl.com)

-- Mike

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Levi Johnston Arrives for Playgirl Shoot

Recently, Kink.com founder and CEO Peter Acworth asked Tomcat, Director of FuckingMachines.com, if he could spare a machine for permanent use on the TheUpperFloor.com. Tomcat offered up the original Intruder, as a newer model had effectively replaced it. The Intruder then got a face-lift in the form of a new base of stained wood trim, a tummy-tuck that shrank its footprint by moving its motor, and a nose job that replaced its too-heavy steel shaft with one of aluminum. The result is a sexier, more elegant Intruder, which will effortlessly blend in with the Edwardian décor on The Upper Floor. We humbly suggest one further improvement to complete its near-perfect design -- steam power.

This morning I woke to curiously chipper Adam Killian bragging about his AMAZING banana bread (I know the secret ingredient, and it's closer to banana skins than bananas) and doing yoga in LA's Runyon Canyon with Stephen Daigle. This afternoon, he appears in my in-box doing a different type of yoga in Falcon's latest, Morning Wood ... this time with former Randy Blue cutie Trent Davis and porn everywhereman Derrek Diamond. Glad to see he's keeping himself flexible.

Pics after the jump...

With Valentine's Day approaching, we thought it the perfect time to ask some of our pornstars about love and sex, specifically how they navigate the treacherous and rocky straights between the porn biz and their relationships. Cherry and Mister Torn give us the perspective of pro performers who also run a webcam porn business out of their home. Charlotte Vale and John Henry explain their artfully managed master-slave dynamic as it pertains to both on- and off-camera activities. And Bella Rossi talks about how she deftly and lovingly finds ways to respect her husband's issues with her career.

You really never no someone until you sleep with them, do you? I was wondering how my old hiking partner Scott Tanner was doing, but who'd of thought I'd have found him this weekend with a cane in his hand and a mean scowl on his face. You have to wonder what his home-life is like! He and Paul Wagner would like you to think it's all tender and laughs, like in their live show for Hot House. But after watching him whip, smack, rope, beat and spank Derrek into submission, I'm starting to wonder. Maybe it was the Staghomme shoot that turned him? Or lingering effects of his brutal rape in To The Last Man? Or possibly, just possibly, it was Derrek's wonderous ass and so-cute-you-want-to-slap-him face.

Mustang Exclusive Samuel Colt was named Unzipped/Men Magazine's Man of the Year. Poor Samuel is going to have a helluva sore jaw.

More Samuel Colt:
Samuel Colt's Blog Twitter, Facebook
Watch Samuel Colt's Movies on FalconStudios.com
Watch Samuel in Darkroom, Green Door and Sounding 3 on NakedSword.com.
Samuel Colt's Dream Team Profile on NakedSword

I'm a sucker for auto-fellatio, but most of the time the guys who can do it keep it to themselves. Not the cock-obsessed guys at Kristen Bjorn, though, who just posted this scene of Gustavo and Antonio Ferrari sharing a giant, uncut noodle. When you add in the requisite Kristen Bjorn string section, it's practically Lady and the Tramp (if you cut the lady and double the tramps).

Buon appetito!

More free self suck pics and clips ...
Gustavo and Antonio (@ KristenBjorn.com)
Go Suck Yourself (Factory Xtreme @NakedSword.com)

-- Mike

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Free Gay Self-Suck Pic of the Day: Cruiser Boys

(Reality TV star turned gay porn overnight sensation Steven Daigle blows off some steam during his Unzipped Magazine cover shoot earlier this week. Image via Steven's Twitpic)

Fucking on the gym floor is not exactly the most innovative set up ever seen in gay porn, but for some reason I keep coming back to this scene between Colby Keller and John Magnum on Cocksuremen.com.

One reason might be because their scene touches upon a couple of strange fetishes of mine: Blonde pubes, a taller guy getting unmercifully pounded by shorter guy, awkwardly fitting gym clothes, and bearded facials. Another reason could be because I'm a touch obsessed with Colby Keller -- the blonde-pubed, awkwardly clothed, bearded tall drink of water in question.

He's my newest crush not only because he posts pictures of himself in goofy glasses on his charming blog, Big Shoe Diaries, but because both him and John Magnum seem to be enjoying themselves tremendously. Can you blame them? Two hot men, two hot bodies, two nice big cocks ...(a novel concept, non?) Hardcore photo gallery and just darling interview clip with Colby after the jump.