Wired Pussy shoots in The Upper Floor Lounge, and it's packed with a passel of lingerie-clad hot blonds in the form of Maîtresse Madeline, Aiden Starr, Ashley Fires, and Jessie Cox. As we step into the Lounge, Jessie's already been fucked senseless on the Sybian while getting a fat dose of electricity. Princess Donna and crew prepare her for the next scene as the girls discuss fisting, strap-ons, and introduce special mascot John Wang. Then Donna and Madeline stand on their heads.

While XXX TV Show porn parodies have been a mainstay on the straight side of things for the past few years, we've been slow to catch up on the gay side. Which is fine; I'm not exactly sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for the gay porn parody versions of "WKRP In Cincinnati", "Jon and Kate Plus Eight", or "The Osbournes" (all shows that have recently -- and inexplicably -- been made into straight porn parodies).

But the idea of a "Jersey Shore" gay porn parody makes sense since the show is already a porn parody of itself, so I say good job to Jet Set for being the first to get it down (they've already done two different straight versions, but who's counting?).

Chris Steele, the director of "Jersey Score", made some major casting scores, too, with Dean Coxx (above, left) as "The Stimulation", Derrick Vinyard as “The Solution”, and Kevin Cavalli (above right) as Pauly G. I adore Kevin and not only because he uses more gel then the real Pauly G. Kevin actually starred alongside Johnny Castle in one of the straight Jersey Shore parodies. Check out a couple more images -- and plenty of hair gel -- from Jersey Score after the jump ...

In Between scenes of Monday's Everything Butt shoot, Bobbi Starr and Ariel X ready themselves for their next position, as the crew readies the lighting and props. Bobbi tests out new gyno exam table and stirrups while explaining her sex-with-enema preference, and then discusses the merits of pubic hair with Locahi.

(Photo courtesy Just Jarret)

Sadly, this film has nothing to do with the Bratislavan gay porn mega-studio; it's actually an adaptation of Guy de Maupassant's 1885 novel about a ruthless social climber named Georges Duroy who rises to from poverty to the upper echelons of society by taking advantage of rich women.

While Bel Ami means "beautiful friend" in French, its unclear why George Duroy (the legendary gay porn director) named himself after one of literature's least-likable characters. Was Duroy making a larger statement about the shallowness of pornography or had he merely not done his homework when he chose his pseudonym? No one seems to know, not even the Bel Ami employees I've asked (After I read short novel on a long flight a few years ago I was determined to find out.)

Either way, let's hope some queen in the casting office is able to slip in a cameo by Lukas Ridgeston, Brandon Manilow, or The Peters Twins. And speaking of The Peters Twins, those cheeky bastards have started making their own "home movies". Check out the free image gallery and trailer after the jump ...

In order for the animators of 3D Kink to create virtual representations of real-life Kink.com personalities -- Princess Donna, Maîtresse Madeline, and Van Darkholme -- they needed photos and audio clips of these directors. This material is being used as reference to build their virtual world characters. We documented the collection process, which proved to be a vivid, entertaining display of the uniquely strong and sexual personalities that keep you coming back for more. How many earth-shattering orgasm sounds can YOU make on demand?

In honor of Mexico City's implementation of a gay marriage law yesterday, a few pictures of the Mexican I wouldn't mind taking down the aisle: Alessio Romero. I met him on his first shoot, on the set of <a href="http://gunzblazing.com/hit.php?w=100834&s=44&p=2&c=&t=0&cs=&tool=7&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nakedsword.com%2Fmovie.aspx%3FmovieID%3D20291"Mustang's Green Door where he shot with Man of the Year Samuel Colt. Ever since -- in his movies for Titan, Hot House and most recently again for Mustang in Laid Off -- his eager bottom and scrub brush chest hair have grabbed me. Or I've grabbed me, I guess.

Tomcat's got the extra-smokin' Vicki Chase on the cool and cruel Abattoir Set, who prances around in her birthday suit while waiting for the shoot to start. As distracting as this is, Tomcat's ever-professional crew readies the machinery and gets ready to roll; they've got no time to waste now that FuckingMachines.com updates three times a week.

Hotties Gia DiMarco and Sexy Jade get dressed for their shoots, while Felony brags about her last on-camera performance, during which she inflicted some serious marks on the chest of visibly bruised Zak Tyler. Lorelei Lee models an outfit for an upcoming date, and Asst. Stylist Christopher Nana explains to all the new fad of "vajazzling."

Say what you want about him and his supposed straightness. Chris Rockaway throws down a fuck like nobody's business, and this gay albino that he is ripping apart is LIVING FOR IT. Randy Blue's guys tend to be so, well, nice and sweet. I enjoy a little unnecessary roughness.

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Chris and Riley (hardcore clip at via RandyBlue.com)
Chris and Riley (hardcore photos via RandyBlue.com)

-- Mike

After cover-boy Levi Johnson decided to keep his pants on, Playgirl announced today that their newest celebrity would be Paul D, Kirk McKambley Make Me a Supermodel's openly gay activist Ronnie Kroell. Hmmm. Having seen what Playgirl svengali Daniel Nardicio is packing, I'm sort of disappointed they didn't use him.

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-- Mike