The Flag Thieves Return; This Time There’s an Eye Witness
Earlier this week, 2 thieves who called themselves ‘Rockit’ and ‘Famous’ stole Kink.com’s Flags from the Armory’s roof and replaced them with banners bearing their monikers. With nothing to go by but a mysterious audio recording and leather harness, our exhaustive investigation produced no clear leads, and we had no choice but to follow the ransom note’s instructions. So we flew the bandits’ flags all through the day and into the night, hoping that as promised, ours would be safely returned to us in exchange. When the sun rose the next day and we saw the felonious flags still flying, we worried we might have been the victims of a cruel hoax. But as the first employee walked up the Armory’s steps into work, he came face to face with the outlaws themselves.