Maybe Johnny Hazzard Needs His Own Channel
Maybe teasing us is part of Johnny Hazzard’s master plan. He’s one of the cutest guys in the industry, with a thickly dickly cock and an incredible edible ass, but he’s in fewer new movies than Al Parker. It’s like Johnny and Chi Chi are OPEC and they’re toying with supply. In the meantime, what we get for Mr. Hazzard are teaser clips: Johnny at the Hoover Dam, Johnny in West Hollywood, Johnny on The Lair. Just about anything BUT Johnny in my DVD player. (Chi Chi’s recent Hazzard Zone being a notable drop of water to quench my thirst.)
