Maybe teasing us is part of Johnny Hazzard's master plan. He's one of the cutest guys in the industry, with a thickly dickly cock and an incredible edible ass, but he's in fewer new movies than Al Parker. It's like Johnny and Chi Chi are OPEC and they're toying with supply. In the meantime, what we get for Mr. Hazzard are teaser clips: Johnny at the Hoover Dam, Johnny in West Hollywood, Johnny on The Lair. Just about anything BUT Johnny in my DVD player. (Chi Chi's recent Hazzard Zone being a notable drop of water to quench my thirst.)

Holy. Carrot. Crotch.

Massive Studio's newest discovery's loins o' fire have got my loins on fire! Redheads are somewhat of a rarity in gay porn ... especially ones as stacked as Erik "Big Red" Bradey. Massive is practically an understatement.

But more importantly ... do the curtains match the carpet? You fucking bet they do! Check out an interview and exclusive image gallery after the jump ...