For those of us who sit around in our bathrobe on weekend nights wondering what combination of keystrokes is going to result in having Pierre Fitch sit on our face, we've finally found an answer. The Canadian sensation has launched Meet Pierre Fitch, a world as dedicated to the ass that ate Ralph Woods. As a social networking addendum to the raunchier, hardcore Pierre Fitch Online, perhaps lucky Pierre is aiming to create an online casting couch. (Although given his popularity at the Folsom Street Fair, he's doing just fine in the non-virtual world.)

Pierre Fitch developed the site to help him keep in close contact with his fans, by which I think he means me, and by which I hope he'll be "thanking me for the add" with a little bit more tongue than I'd get on MySpace, and less McCain than I'd get on Manhunt.

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-- Mike