In other weeks, turning on the computer meant checking Corbin Fisher or NakedSword or Manhunt for updates. But this week, it's hard to think about anything else but the election or the economy, and thinking about cum dumpsters has given way to credit default swaps. It's starting to pervert my brain.

You know how in a cartoon one character will look at another when he's hungry and see a pork chop where his friend once stood? Well, today I saw a pic of Tiger Tyson from Pitbull Productions's Take Em Down 3 and saw John McCain. More specifically, I was forced to remember a porn shoot last May when Tiger Tyson argued that the game was rigged ("ain't no black man getting into office") and that he'd write Obama personally if he got into office.

Yes, I realize that porn stars aren't pundits (though Tyson arguably has more foreign policy experience than Palin) All I'm asking is that will someone please speed up the next week so that I can ignore Pollster and go back to enjoying poles?

-- Mike

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