The Sword

What do you get a guy with eleven inches and a foreskin made of taffy? Five guys and a Whitman's Sampler, evidently. Barrett's moved on since the release of The Bachelor, but I haven't. In fact, as soon as I can find my cherry, I'm going to dress it up in ClingWrap and a bow like Cameron Fox does.

-- Mike

I thought'd I'd seen everything a Philips Bodygroom could do, but chalk another victory up to the ingenuity of the American People: the treasure trail of Will Vega.