Don't tell me you never found a way to hump the Slip-N-Slide as a kid. Growing up I humped just about everything I could slap moisturizer onto including, most memorably, the side of the bathtub and my water bed.

Our favorite Falcon man, Troy Prickett, who's taken over the Falcon Studios Blog, uncovered this superb nugget from 1985's Super Jock. Mike Delfino looks like a cross between Tony Capucci and Greg Brady, but is far, far pervier than either one. This beats out almost any other solo scene I've ever seen, including that one with Florence Henderson and the parsnip.

-- Mike

Related:
The Joys of Super Jock and Wesson Oil (Falcon Studios Blog)