Don't get me wrong: I love the gay corn-fed urbanity of Randy Blue, the gayish corn-fed athleticism of Sean Cody, the un-gay corn-fed straightness of Falcon Str8Men, the homophilic corn-fed rough-housing of Fratpad and the cornfed cornfedness of CornFed.com, but sometimes you just want the cob.

It's been a cold winter in California and so I thought I'd go a little further south to find something to warm me up. Ta-da: five amazing uncut cocks courtesy of the dirty Floridians of Miami Boyz.

Get your butter ready.