We ran into Diesel Washington last weekend at the Rentboy Dirty Secrets Party in Vegas while he was fending off bad touch from gay trolls in towels. Diesel quickly retreated to the VIP lounge and wiped their grimy gay fingerprints off his bodacious tatas and talk about two things -- the tour he was currently giving his mother around Vegas and the pounding he gave Park Wiley at the Kink.com. We were clearly interested in the latter.

(BTW, I'm not really sure what's going on here, but it seems to involve HULK ANGRY!)

Having so many talented directors at our disposal, we decided to take full advantage of their dirty minds by trying to learn a little more about what makes them tick. The first director that we approached was Cyd Black, the notoriously sinister mastermind behind DeviceBondage.com. Find out what it takes to coax a smile out of this intimidating evil genius.