When you're head honcho at a company like Kink.com, you greenlight a lot of unusual projects sight unseen. But sooner or later every CEO wants to know what his employees have been up to, and Peter Acworth is no exception. FuckingMachines.com director Tomcat lures Peter into the Machine Room for a hands-on tour of the most devious devices that Kink's crew of mad scientists have designed and built over the last year. The pair gets up close and personal with an arsenal of innovative machines: There's the undulating, hole-stretching Octopussy, the 1800-stroke-per-minute Satisfyher, the ultra-programmable Titan and the blinking tentacle pleasures of Pandora's box. Come behind the scenes at the Armory to see just how much fun can be had with heavy machinery and a little AC power. As Tomcat puts it: "You can't really go wrong with hot girls and hot machines."

When you're head honcho at a company like Kink.com, you greenlight a lot of unusual projects sight unseen. But sooner or later every CEO wants to know what his employees have been up to, and Peter Acworth is no exception. FuckingMachines.com director Tomcat lures Peter into the Machine Room for a hands-on tour of the most devious devices that Kink's crew of mad scientists have designed and built over the last year. The pair gets up close and personal with an arsenal of innovative machines: There's the undulating, hole-stretching Octopussy, the 1800-stroke-per-minute Satisfyher, the ultra-programmable Titan and the blinking tentacle pleasures of Pandora's box. Come behind the scenes at the Armory to see just how much fun can be had with heavy machinery and a little AC power. As Tomcat puts it: "You can't really go wrong with hot girls and hot machines."