Ever since gay sexual colonialist Collin O'Neal surfaced with the treasure of Daniel Martin and Pedro Andreas in 2007, the gay studios have mined for more Argentine treasure while the real-life lovers -- Daniel and Pedro -- worked their porn asses off. Along the line they met Juan and, as with Denise Richards, things got complicated. Then, as in any gay soap opera, Daniel is back on-screen with his new Pedro, Juan. While you're distracted by them, I'm boarding the plane to Buenos Aires: the old Pedro's single.

Today, Harlow Cuadra was found guilty of first-degree homicide for the murder of Bryan Kocis. FHL!

No shocker there! It took the jury all of 3.5 hours of deliberation. He was also found guilty of theft, robbery, arson and abuse of a corpse. Sentencing phase starts tomorrow, and he could get the death penalty. More details at The Sword.