It seems that Nickolay Petrov (real name: Edmon Vardanyan) needs to get a few things off his well-muscled, clean-shaven chest.

In a four-page, hand-written letter to his manager (paraphrased to me over the phone), the incarcerated felon bemoaned the fact that he hasn't gotten laid in two years. He also claims he's completely innocent and was framed by his ex-best friend, Chris, who, like Nikolay, also occasionally appeared on RandyBlue:

Or maybe he just has a lot of time on his hands ... the former Jet Set Exclusive is serving time in a federal prison after pleading guilty last year for fracturing the skulls of an elderly couple. (Because the sentence is federal, he will have to serve every day of the 20 year sentence.)