For most of last year, I had a gay trainer and we spent as much time talking about Ally McBeal (his favorite series) and the steam room queens as we did pumping iron. In the world of gay porn movies, however, gay trainers never leave your muscles alone.

Take Adam Killian, for example. Instead of spending his sixty minutes discussing the vocal stylings of Vonda Shephard, he walks into the gym, finds a Men's Fitness photoshoot (with Leo Giamani and Ty Colt) going on and ends up in an oral-anal threeway. I guess that's why they call it a fantasy.

Take a look at the pictures from Falcon's upcoming gay porn, The Trainer. I'll be in the steam room masturbating the elderly Asian gentleman. Again.