Mike and I have been putting off contributing to this group blogging thing because the prospect of picking out the top 10 movies or stars of the last decade years is daunting. Besides, with as many award ceremonies as there are, it’s not like good work goes unrecognized ... this industry gives out more awards than the Special Olympics. The one thing that does not nearly get the recognition and accolades it deserves, perhaps, is the cock itself: it is, after all, what we're drawn to porn by and for.

While size certainly is a factor, a pretty cock isn't necessarily the biggest: It's more intangible involving but not limited to: veininess, curvature, shading, texture, proportion, relationship to balls, shape, heft, and so on.

And so we present our ten favorite cocks -- the prettiest penises of the past decade -- and to make it even more special, we've turned it into a contest! First person to correctly identify all ten – (or whomever comes closest by next Friday) -- wins a year subscription to NakedSword. Email me directly with your submission; comments have been turned off for obvious reason.