Or maybe Chi Chi just ran out of names. But either way, new C1R Exclusive Drake Riley is absurdly cute:

Another pic after the jump ...

If you live in the greater Las Vegas area, make sure to keep your eyes peeled for a giant RV cruising around town looking for fresh talent to shoot. FuckingMachines.com and TSSeduction.com director Tomcat packed up a few machines this week and hit the road in the Kink.com RV looking for a few Sin City hotties. A class act through and through, Tomcat is even making house calls with his mobile pleasure wagon. So if you're hot and horny and curious to know what it feels like to fuck a machine or a hot TS woman, make sure to fill out a model application before Tomcat and his crew have to turn around and head back home.

First Francois Sagat was fisting Erik Rhodes for Falcon ... and now he's resigned with Titan and filmed a watersports scene with ... Matthew Rush?

WORLD GONE MAD!

Clip of the two lovebirds doing making paper planes after the jump.

As if calling a movie "Farts!" wasn't ballsy enough, Michael Lucas managed to film an entire hardcore gay porn scene inside a NYC subway car while it was in service. And it's a fucking hot scene to boot even if you don't take into account that it's still technically illegal to film porn -- even privately -- in 49 U.S. States. Clip after the jump ...

Behind Kink presents another installment of our new series, Behind the Name, in which we investigate the symbolism and provenance of our favorite porn stars' stage names. Our study continues with the "Internet's Girlfriend" "Dana DeArmond." Where did she come up with 'DeArmond?' Did she make her initials DD on purpose? Questions like these prompted our quest to seek out the origin and meaning behind names such as Dana's. Please join us as we attempt to unravel what's in a name....a porn star's name.

Here's one gay porn set that I wish we'd been invited on! I guess director Ben Leon was just keeping the good stuff from us ...

We learned a few weeks ago that Erik Rhodes and the just-decontracted Francois Sagat finally got to consummate their multi-year, multi-social-networking-site flirtation by filming a scene for Falcon in Prague. Now we finally have the first hardcore clip from the shoot.

Although the clip (after the jump) doesn't include any fisting, this certainly has enough to get me excited for the full scene, which will be released in June on Falcon's site and only be available online, because apparently filming fisting is easier then selling fisting movies through the traditional retail channels.

Mike and I have been putting off contributing to this group blogging thing because the prospect of picking out the top 10 movies or stars of the last decade years is daunting. Besides, with as many award ceremonies as there are, it’s not like good work goes unrecognized ... this industry gives out more awards than the Special Olympics. The one thing that does not nearly get the recognition and accolades it deserves, perhaps, is the cock itself: it is, after all, what we're drawn to porn by and for.

While size certainly is a factor, a pretty cock isn't necessarily the biggest: It's more intangible involving but not limited to: veininess, curvature, shading, texture, proportion, relationship to balls, shape, heft, and so on.

And so we present our ten favorite cocks -- the prettiest penises of the past decade -- and to make it even more special, we've turned it into a contest! First person to correctly identify all ten – (or whomever comes closest by next Friday) -- wins a year subscription to NakedSword. Email me directly with your submission; comments have been turned off for obvious reason.

Many activities enjoyed by BDSM practitioners result in some sort of superficial mark or bruise. While some people draw the line at the first sign of rosy skin, others take pleasure in the sight and feel of raw, broken or swollen skin. There are people who, for personal or professional reasons, must avoid lasting marks of any kind on their body, regardless or whether or not they actually mind them. In the adult industry, for example, a model cannot show up to a shoot with unsightly bruises from the previous day's scene. There are other people who are simply dissatisfied by play that doesn't result in lasting bodily mementos of some kind. We decided to ask a few people with passionate opionions on the issue of marking so that we could better understand this complicated byproduct of an intense BDSM exchange.

Gay porn star Tyler Saint has been popping up all over, especially since he bottomed. The newly versatile gay star of Trouser Trout, Jock Itch, Red Light has just been named to NakedSword's Dream Team of gay porn stars for the month of May. With a cock like that, it's no wonder.

Full gallery, free wallpapers and bio here.

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