I stopped by the set of the Raging Stallion porn "The Trap" and was confronted with a masked dog-man who knew evidently knew me. I was a little thrown and looked around for clues: he was lean and furry, but who isn't? "It's RJ," RJ Danvers said, and he was immediately joined by nude-y cutie anthroposophist Conner Habib. Conner had a mask on too, but you can tell that body hair anywhere.

Not every gay pup is meant for your lap, but put RJ Danvers and Conner Habib on all fours and you're pretty much assured a bone. I stopped by the set for a few seconds to say hi to Bruno Bond, who was working camera. Ricky Sinz, who refuses to have sex with me each time I see him, barked commands at the two mutts but he was no dog whisperer. The boys were having too much fun with their dog-tail butt-plugs and their dog-house set. It was a hairy, lube-y, fun set, but mutual sniffing is recommended for the faint of heart.

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We knew it was time for a hard-hitting exposé: What do pornographers have in their pockets? We sent our Affiliate Development Coordinator, Pockit, out into the depths of the Armory to discover what lurked in the pants-sacks of various folks he might encounter, from scantily-clad porn stars to Kink.com's hardworking crewmembers. His epic search was well rewarded; many expected items turned up in the likeliest of places, and Pockit learned that his pursuit wasn't about the destination, but the journey. Let the adventure begin!