Less than a week after the New York Times announced that web-only content was killing the porn script, web-based porn site Randy Blue announced that it was venturing into the story-based porn format with That 70s Gay Porn Movie .

"What would a Randy Blue movie have looked like if we had been around back in the 70's?," Randy asks. Who cares, really: Leo Giamani is offering mustache rides and that's good enough for me.

Given that porn giant Raging Stallion is shooting a hotly anticipated scripted noir thriller this summer, and that its script-focused To The Last Man may have been the top-selling title of last year, maybe I should tell the Times that sex-without-plot is a straight disease.

While I'm playing Deep Throat with Guy Trebay, see if you can identify the Randy Blue porn stars (the movie stars Leo Giamani, Reese Rideout, Xander Scott, Vincent Di Salvo with their 70s counterparts below.