It is standard industry practice for Adult Entertainment performers to be tested for HIV and other STDs under the auspices of the Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation (AIM), a non-profit organization that maintains a database of STD test results so that adult industry companies can protect the sexual health and well-being of its performers. AIM was co-founded in 1998 by the legendary porn star Sharon Mitchell, a respected industry leader and advocate of safe and responsible sexual behavior. To learn a little bit more about the standard testing procedures practiced by the adult industry, we decided to join Kink.com Founder and CEO Peter Acworth, as he took a road trip with two employees/models to AIM's San Francisco lab in order to get tested before they participated in a recent shoot. See the collection and examination of bodily fluids documented as never before!

(*Or: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Alien in a Rubber T-Shirt)

It's finally here: Yes, I'm talking about this week's movie premiere that every gay is all but forced to have an opinion about. It’s hard to argue whether or not reactions that are predicated on a self-conscious stereotype of gays as deviant sexual predators have a meaningful impact beyond our own personal sense of what this movie is really about, but the one thing that is clear is that I should've already bailed on this overly topical and ham-fisted attempt to segue into a post about Raging Stallion's new epic sci-fi feature The Visitor.

Oh, right, the ass-fucking. Well, as mentioned, previously, German wolf-boy Logan McCree (whose German accent is not that far from Brüno's Austrian accent) stars as an alien scientist sent to Earth (i.e., Chaps II in San Francisco) to study sexual behavior, especially gay sex. Of course that means this visitor's going to have to learn to imitate us exactly if he's going to get any scientific research done. But he soon discovers that humans are an advanced race and already light years ahead technologically -- at least the gay ones are, in terms of anal probing.

After the jump, an image gallery of all the raunchy leather-clad extraterrestrial experiments.