I missed the gay vampire porn shot in True Blood on Sunday (His First Fangbang, right, as captured by Gay Porn Times) but the illness-as-metaphor series is hardly the first to make the connection between gays, sex and vampires. If you'd like a dissertation on the male gaze in vampires from Nosferatu to Buffy, ask an unemployed film major.

If you're looking for disturbing porn versions involving pale boys and intimations of blood play, look no further.

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The biggest deviation from the Robert Pattinson vampire movie is that hairless teen sexuality does not go unrequited. In fact, it gets requited in every hole available.