Not even Micki Dahne could have predicted this one: top man Nash Lawler has allowed his pink meat to be tenderized. The self-described omni-sexual has been peddling his ass all over town since I first met him on the set of Endgame, and even went so far as to make an infomercial offering it to the highest bidder. Well, it looks like Nash is going to be eating at Ruth's Chris tonight!

In a scene for Falcon director John Bruno's Massive Studio, Nash finally mets his prostate. Of course, dildos are a gateway drug and we expect that it's only a matter of days before TMZ catches Nash at the Abbey with a hot young Falcon star on his arm.

You won't be able to see the inside of that sweet cherry until Friday, but the Falcon Studios blog has the inside scoop (and more photos) in the meantime.




Related:
Dream Team Gallery: Nash Lawler (NakedSword.com)
Is Nash Lawler One Step Closer? (Falcon Studios Blog)

-- Mike

On last week's episode, we saw a glimpse of a gay vampire porn box cover. This week on True Blood, they threw gay porn fans another bone: A dazed, blood-soaked "fang-banger" brushes Sookie while she is confronting the telepathic bellboy in the hallway of the vampire hotel. He's none other than Luka, the super-sexy Eastern European model Mike and I went ga-ga over on the set of the OnTheHunt shoot we were at this past January.

Sometimes it sucks to have a photographic memory for porn stars: Luka, who either has the world's worst or the world's best agent, also appeared in one of the most insidious, insipid infomercials of all time: the one for "ExtenZe Natural Male Enhancement" (approx. 3:16-4:05 in the video clip after the jump)

These two dreamboat graduates of Sean Cody's cattle farm have fucked each other before, but the ruddy top, Berke Banks, hasn't sucked cock on film until now. The bottom is none other than Wooftastic Paul Wagner.

Paul, a confirmed real-life homo, has the creamy hulk-torso of a man who lifts things like lumber and fishing equipment rather than dumbbells and protein mango smoothies. But look -- he's wearing a shirt through the entire scene! At first we thought it was a risky move for Hot House to cover up Paul's unbelievable body, but then we realized that there was brilliance here:

Paul's covered torso tells us a story. He plays a working man -- still on the clock -- who is so eager to take a dick up his hole that he can't be bothered to remove his clothes. And why should he? Just so you can ogle? Don't be rude. Which brings us to the sweat stain accumulating around his armpits. I can't take our eyes off it. Like any fetish, Paul's armpit becomes an isolated concept, an object to worship, and the shirt only adds to its mystique. His underarm presses against the fabric like a bulge presses against tight underwear, pit sweat leaking like pre-cum. Speaking of which, these guys shoot geyser-like loads. You'll have to watch the scene for that, but there's some hardcore shots after the jump.

Kink.com's nearby neighbor, Art Gallery Ratio 3, is currently showing a group exhibition called "Safe Word" that was inspired almost entirely by Kink.com's websites and the SF Armory. Both Ratio 3 and Kink.com moved into their current locations within months of each other and Chris Perez, the gallery director has felt a connection with the 200,000 sq. ft. building ever since. Ratio 3 invited five artists to "create new work that uses Kink.com as both an image source and a site for personal investigation."

"Safe Word" runs through August 8. Hours are Wednesday through Saturday 11am - 6pm, and by appointment.
Ratio 3 is located at 1447 Stevenson Street. San Francisco, CA. 94103

Falcon Studios has put up an free advance clip from Mustang's Green Door with newcomers Alessio Romero and Samuel Colt. It was the first scene for both of them, and while the rest of the cast was slapping each other's asses and demanding that Nash Lawler surrender the pink, Alessio and Samuel hung back and nuzzled. I missed the actual shoot between the two, but luckily there's a nut-broilingly final edit.

-- Mike

Related:
Green Door (free preview @ FalconXXX.com)
On the Set: Green Door

You may already have heard about Lochai's attendance at this year's Leather Retreat. Now he's back with tales of debauchery to share, including his exhilarating Casting Couch encounter with a particularly bubbly little morsel, BDSM newbie and 24/7 slave LadyKat. We've got the inside story about her first-ever on-camera experience shot right in front of her lifestyle friends and Master, along with a taste of the not-yet-published shoot, soon to be aired on Hogtied.com!

Director Ben Leon called me yesterday morning from the set to marvel at Devin Moss, who he was shooting for Raging Stallion's new twink line. "He's a skinny little kid ... but that dick is huge! You should stop by." I didn't make it over until late afternoon, at which point he'd already moved on to a scene with twinkish, pinkish Ryan Raz and a newly clean and sober (but just as hung) Jason Crew.

Just a few days after Michael Stipe and friend (below left and middle) leaked semi-scandalous self-pics on guyswithiphones.com, and some serious Z-list celebs have been trying to drum up some publicity in his wake.

No sooner than super-faggy O-Town alum Ashley Parker Angel (above, right) twittered some shirtless pics of himself earlier today, the *actual* Souljah Boy Tell 'Em (not merely a simulacrum like last time ) had to one-up him by tweeting a pic of his seemingly large hard-on bulge peeking through his Hanes Her Way:

(Source: Tabloid Prodigy)

Despite the economic downturn, Randy Blue is moving full-speed ahead into feature-length movies. That 70s Gay Movie trailer popped up on hot RB pornographer Jeremy Lucido's Facebook profile today, and I couldn't stop laughing -- it's not really fair to call them "amateur" at this point. The movie probably has more in common with Three's Company than Dazed and Confused, but as long as Joyce DeWitt isn't driving, I'm in.

-- Mike

Related:
Randy Blue Goes Retro

I missed the gay vampire porn shot in True Blood on Sunday (His First Fangbang, right, as captured by Gay Porn Times) but the illness-as-metaphor series is hardly the first to make the connection between gays, sex and vampires. If you'd like a dissertation on the male gaze in vampires from Nosferatu to Buffy, ask an unemployed film major.

If you're looking for disturbing porn versions involving pale boys and intimations of blood play, look no further.

1. Twinklight

The biggest deviation from the Robert Pattinson vampire movie is that hairless teen sexuality does not go unrequited. In fact, it gets requited in every hole available.