It is standard industry practice for Adult Entertainment performers to be tested for HIV and other STDs under the auspices of the Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation (AIM), a non-profit organization that maintains a database of STD test results so that adult industry companies can protect the sexual health and well-being of its performers. AIM was co-founded in 1998 by the legendary porn star Sharon Mitchell, a respected industry leader and advocate of safe and responsible sexual behavior. To learn a little bit more about the standard testing procedures practiced by the adult industry, we decided to join Kink.com Founder and CEO Peter Acworth, as he took a road trip with two employees/models to AIM's San Francisco lab in order to get tested before they participated in a recent shoot. See the collection and examination of bodily fluids documented as never before!

(*Or: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Alien in a Rubber T-Shirt)

It's finally here: Yes, I'm talking about this week's movie premiere that every gay is all but forced to have an opinion about. It’s hard to argue whether or not reactions that are predicated on a self-conscious stereotype of gays as deviant sexual predators have a meaningful impact beyond our own personal sense of what this movie is really about, but the one thing that is clear is that I should've already bailed on this overly topical and ham-fisted attempt to segue into a post about Raging Stallion's new epic sci-fi feature The Visitor.

Oh, right, the ass-fucking. Well, as mentioned, previously, German wolf-boy Logan McCree (whose German accent is not that far from Brüno's Austrian accent) stars as an alien scientist sent to Earth (i.e., Chaps II in San Francisco) to study sexual behavior, especially gay sex. Of course that means this visitor's going to have to learn to imitate us exactly if he's going to get any scientific research done. But he soon discovers that humans are an advanced race and already light years ahead technologically -- at least the gay ones are, in terms of anal probing.

After the jump, an image gallery of all the raunchy leather-clad extraterrestrial experiments.

Less than a week after the New York Times announced that web-only content was killing the porn script, web-based porn site Randy Blue announced that it was venturing into the story-based porn format with That 70s Gay Porn Movie .

"What would a Randy Blue movie have looked like if we had been around back in the 70's?," Randy asks. Who cares, really: Leo Giamani is offering mustache rides and that's good enough for me.

Given that porn giant Raging Stallion is shooting a hotly anticipated scripted noir thriller this summer, and that its script-focused To The Last Man may have been the top-selling title of last year, maybe I should tell the Times that sex-without-plot is a straight disease.

While I'm playing Deep Throat with Guy Trebay, see if you can identify the Randy Blue porn stars (the movie stars Leo Giamani, Reese Rideout, Xander Scott, Vincent Di Salvo with their 70s counterparts below.

Everyone bitches about gay for pay stars, but frankly if I had to chose between Chris Rockway and a lot of gay porn stars, I'd chose Rockway. Watch this Randy Blue clip and tell me he doesn't like it.

-- Mike

The luxurious Upper Floor Lounge is finally finished, and we're inaugurating it in style. How? With a slave competition, naturally, as applicants Bella Rossi, Sarah Shevon, and Savannah West will serve at the Upper Floor's First Cocktail Party alongside veteran slave Cherry Torn. These three hardy girls have endured a month's worth of grueling tests, trials, and training to get this chance to petition the Household for full-fledged slavehood. There's only room for one, and members get to help to decide who advances and who needs more training back in the dank basement. The live cocktail party will be followed by an exclusive 1-hour pay-per-minute show in which you'll get the chance to use the new initiate by making her obey your every command. Prove her worthy and make her submit to your will!

TODAY from 5pm - 10pm PDT

UltimateSurrender.com's first ever rowdy, randy, riot of raucous, raunchy girl-flesh known as Royal Madness sets a new standard for hot, explosive wrestling action. Twelve girls enter, six get fucked! And when these gangs get bangin', every nipple gets pinched, every mouth gets stuffed, and every cunt gets filled. New meaning will be given to the phrase "going down in defeat." See armies of strap-ons stage a coup-de-twat of epic proportions! Ultimate Surrender: Royal Madness is coming to Kink on Demand on August 1st. If you only watch one all-girl combat-and-sex-orgy this year, make it this one!

It's one thing to host our gay porn awards but to appear on the cover of Unzipped? What is this world coming to? Just kidding. I think it's cool.

In what is purported to be their first step towards a more celebrity/pop-culture angle, openly bisexualists Ricky Sinz and Margaret Cho interview each other for their "Hot Issue". I really dig Margaret and I think this is exciting step in the right direction. I've even heard some rumors that Margaret might be showing up at the Folsom Street Fair with Ricky. This issue goes on sale next week.

Join Marquis America and San Francisco fetish institution Mr. S Leather and Madame S for 2009's most glamorous night of fetish fashion and performance. This fabulous high-style event is where San Francisco's naughtiest and sexiest players go to strut their stuff!

MC'd by NYC's famous latex diva, The Baroness; Bondage performance by international superstar Midori; Fetish Performance by Athena Fatale; Aerial performance by Evacide; live drawing by popular fetish artist Suzanne Forbes!

Just added to the lineup is top San Francisco turntablist DJ Netik of Meat, DNA and Exotic Erotic Ball fame. Fashion excitement will be provided by edge designers House of Bias, Black Lickorish Latex, Antiseptic Fashions and Tactical Corsets, who are coming together to do an outrageous fashion show!

Best-Dressed contest winners will participate in a live model shoot for Marquis America and Marquis Fetish Blog. Midnight Madness Raffle with spectacular prizes, including items from Madame S, Stockroom/Stormy Leather and Babeland!

The event is sponsored by Kink.com and presented in association with much-loved local fetish superstores Stormy Leather, Mr. S and Madame S.

TICKETS

VIP*
$65
General Admission
$35 until July 12th
$45 after July 12th

* VIP tickets include all-access to the bar menu until midnight, private drawing session with Suzanne Forbes, your own complimentary issues of Marquis 44 & 45 and VIP Salon access

The Upper Floor Lounge is finally finished! To celebrate, slave applicants Bella Rossi, Sarah Shevon, and Savannah West will serve at the Upper Floor's First Cocktail Party along side veteran slave Cherry Torn.

These survivors of the past month's grueling tests, auditions and training programs finally have a chance to petition the Household in their efforts to graduate from the filthy basement to serve on the luxurious Upper Floor of the Armory. There is only room for one, and the Upper Floor needs member's help to decide who should advance to fill the roster of House Slaves and who needs more training back in the basement.

This interactive live event will be followed by a 1 hour pay-per-minute show. Viewers will initiate applicant in private and make the final call as to her worthiness.

Live Stream & Interactive Chat
THURSDAY, JULY 9TH from 5 to 10pm PDT

You may already have heard about Lochai's attendance at this year's Leather Retreat. Now he's back with tales of debauchery to share, including his exhilarating Casting Couch encounter with a particularly bubbly little morsel, BDSM newbie and 24/7 slave LadyKat. We've got the inside story about her first-ever on-camera experience shot right in front of her lifestyle friends and Master, along with a taste of the not-yet-published shoot, soon to be aired on Hogtied.com!