It's not every day that the Wall Street Journal gives us showernozzle masturbation material, but today's story on beach wrestling had me running to renew my Fratpad membership. Maybe it's because, like the chiseled hunks in the article, I grew up on New Jersey beaches. I was also well acquainted with my high school wrestling team.

Above, two testosterone-pumped men vie for top. Below, some of my favorite guy-on-guy "bonding" from Fratmen and Fratpad.

May they all go the way of Nash Lawler.