South America has really been rubbing salt in our wounds lately, hasn't it? Just take a look at Brazil's recent successful bid for the 2016 Olympics (beating out Chicago) and, in a move that hits closer to home, it has even stolen away one of our own, fellow editor Mike, who'll be enjoying the Argentine sunshine (read: uncut cocks) for the foreseeable future. But these are just two minor setbacks. The United States is still the undoubted leader in cultural exports -- just try and name a place that compares to our sense of American Exceptionalism or produces as many movies with so much gratuitous violence (i.e., "torture porn") and, of course, the inevitable porn spoofs based on those movies. USA! USA! USA!

Sure, some might argue that movie series like Butt Machine Boys, whose plots rely (too) heavily on recycling philosophically disingenuous concepts (i.e., appreciating the meaning of life through forcible coercion) in the Saw franchise, are perfect examples of what's wrong with it/us; those people are right nerds. But that doesn't mean you have to enjoy The Ass Master and CJ on those terms alone. First of all, this movie has a pale-skinned, rosy-cheeked and slim but well-hung CJ (pictured above and below), who gets mercilessly reamed at both ends by hydraulic dildo-pumping robots! I'm pretty sure the original didn't have that going for it -- it definitely had actors whose cheeks were artificially enhanced with cosmetic rouge.

After the jump, a tour of all four torture devices CJ has to endure in order to earn his release from Jigsaw's the Ass Master's dungeon.

When it rains, it pours! Just check out what happened earlier this week when a sudden torrential downpour suddenly interrupted a few sexy shoots happening at the San Francisco Armory. And no, we weren't shooting outside...

Scott Tanner is off to Spain to "visit" with the boys of Staghomme.com. Damien Crosse and Francesco D'Macho, so I checked into the Hot House Backroom to see if he'd left his beloved Paul Wagner well-provided for. (A few weeks ago, the real life lovers shot a scene live for Hot House director Steven Scarborough.) I was sure I'd catch Wagner on-line, reliving the magic on the newly archived live scene, but instead it seems he's moved on. While Scott's in Europe, he's been making time with Alessio Romero -- but damn if he doesn't look HOT in a wrestling singlet!

The Upper Floor Project
Phase I: Analysis and Design - COMPLETE
Phase II: Test Flights - COMPLETE
Phase III: Program Acquisition - IN PROGRESS

Current Task: Source and Train Obedient Servant Class

New Recruits: Mister Torn & Torn

I got a rather disturbing email the other day from someone at Raging Stallion, and I'm not sure what to make of it. It seems that the latest RSS feature, Focus Refocus includes a rather graphic gay murder scene featuring auto-asphyxiation, strangulation and sex, of sorts, with the dead body. Fairly gruesome stuff. Anyway, I never know how much to trust emails from within a porn company (too much gay politics as it is), but my friend seemed fairly uncomfortable with the turn the movie had taken -- essentially it looks like a gay snuff film -- and ripped an FLV from the server (aka pardon the quality) to show me.

About a year ago, a lanky, shaggy-haired twink with a silly name -- Tommy Defendi -- suddenly started appearing on a bunch of amateur gay porn websites. To be honest, I didn't really take notice until a met him in person a few months ago at a party: He had since buffed out a bit, shaved his head and got a scruffy beard, moving from twink to twunk and I was totally taken. I mustered up the courage to try and make small talk by asking him how he came up with his porn name, but to be honest I have NO FUCKING IDEA what he said because as he was telling me the story he started FUCKING A FLESHJACK WITH HIS NINE-INCH COCK (a party trick he repeated at the Hustlaball last weekend -- click here for pics). I nearly fainted; he's that hot. Anyway, after the jump are some pics and a clip from YouLoveJack.com featuring twunk-Defendi in one of the best scenes I've seen of him in to date (he gives himself quite a facial): Let me know if you guys agree with me.

At first glance, you could be forgiven for confusing the sweaty tangle of jutting hip bones and rib cages in this week's update from YouLoveJack as a fuck-fest that includes more guys besides Bobby Dale and the equally waifish Alexi Bowman. It doesn't help, of course, that the cocks on these two look like third legs. But after watching this video about a half dozen times (research!) I'm pretty sure we're only dealing with a duo.

Here are just a couple of ways to tell them apart: Bobby is the limber bottom-cum-contortionist who can literally throws his legs behind his ears after proving that they don't call pouts like his dick-sucking lips for nothing. Alexi, on the other hand, is the tattooed and pube-free twink who has no problem testing Bobby's gag reflex -- or lack thereof -- and hasn't met a position he doesn't fuck Bobby in at least once: missionary, doggy-style, reverse-cowgirl and finally rimming, the one thing that finally fills Bobby's mouth full of the thick cum he was busy trying to suck out of his own cock.

A gallery of Alexi and Bobby after the jump.

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Squirting is an almost mythical practice. It's rumored to be or dismissed as simply pissing, and there are certainly performers who cheat and do just that. But Flower Tucci is not one to fake it; she's the real deal, an industry legend, and can produce seemingly endless streams of odorless, colorless, sweet-tasting liquid from her nether regions. We parked her sweet ass in front of a camera and had her give us the explicit, step-by-step lowdown on exactly how she does it. Those viewers who are biologically female might now be inspired to try it at home, while everybody else can simply sit back and bask in the glory of this awesome human fountain.

If Congress really wanted to take a stand against cruel and unusual punishment, they'd forget about Guantanamo and make it an international crime to ask anyone pose naked next to Trevor Knight. Colombian newcomer "Arie" showed up on OnTheHunt.com today, and as gorgeous a gay as he is, he should have protested the photo above. His cock is actually quite grande when hard, but it looks puny next to Trevor's 11-inch dick. A small price to pay, of course, to having one's Manhunt prayers answered by Trevor's gay pipe cleaner. Clip after the jump ...