For the New Year, I resolved to look at more a inscrutable foreigners with fat cocks. Luckily, I'm in Argentina, but if I weren't, I think I'd end up staring at Lukas Kazan's newest find, Thiago, until 2011. He's like Roman Ragazzi, if Roman Ragazzi were Italian, or Marco Blaze if Marco Blaze didn't shave his asshole. Prospero año indeed.

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