Yes, he's jerking off with his dad.

When horse-hung high-school student Rhett and helicopter dad Rhett Sr. heard that brothers get paid more for jerking off together, they asked Straight College Men if they could get in on the action. They both claim never to have seen each other hard, but that's probably because Rhett Sr. only sneaks under the covers after lights out.

What's more disturbing, though, is Rhett Sr.'s detailed recollections of his son's bulge in biking shorts. I think we'll hear more from these guys in the future, and it's going to involve fishnets, Natty Light and a mug shot.

Awkward, uncomfortable, clip after the jump ...