When a porn star "retires," it's usually best to just ignore them. They miss shooting as much as you miss the shot, and they're back before you know it. But Simon Dexter (aka Harley from SeanCody.com) is a different matter, and I can't wait any more. It's possible that Dexter/Harley, who left the industry last August to focus on mainstream modeling has just gotten hotter. He's started a blog, is shooting a calender with photographer Paul Reitz and is chasing mainstream modeling agents, all while looking like a nine-inch nude Edward Norton. But is the versatile Pole missing the glory (hole) days? For a straight man, he spends an awful lot of time talking about Louis Vuitton cruising DudesNude. I say we bring him back.