While it seems that an absurdly large number of you are drawn to father-son jerk-off competitions, I'm a bit of a traditionalist. When I saw the latest shots of Landon Conrad and his colossally shaped cock, it brought me back to my early days of Falcon porn lust: men like Jeremy Penn, Marcus Iron and Tom Chase. Fat, rock hard cocks that get thicker and thicker.

I mean, look at that cock. And that body. And that face. My jaw hurts from hitting the floor.