I wouldn't be so bold to say you must watch Pledgemaster The Hazing just because I wrote the script (which I did, in fact, write). But it's actually pretty good for a bunch of other reasons that have nothing to do with me. Not least of which is the cast, (again, which I had nothing to do with, but coincidentally ends up being like my dream cast): Nash Lawler, TJ Hawke, Cameron Marshall and ... drum roll ... Derrek Diamond, who gets hazed, covered in wax, and then fucked silly by Erik Rhodes.

Had I known that Double-D, my #1 dreamboat super-crush, was going to end up playing the part he ended up playing, well, let's just say his ass wouldn't have gotten off so easy. (Don't I talk a mean game? I actually randomly met Derrek the other day and was reduced to a babbling pool of jelly). Anyway, hardcore clip and image gallery after the jump ...

StraightCollegeMen.com's short-lived experiment to create a sited dedicated to do reality tv stars jerking off came to an end when it didn't deliver enough press, but that hasn't stopped them from uploading the videos of Tool Academy "stars" like Tyler Synon, Stew Ellefson and others.) Anger management case John Watcher (known as John Lamb on VH1's Tool Academy) would get me going anyway. He's has that magical combination of charm, stupidity, and a big uncut dick.

"I'm just a big happy Mongoloid," he jokes. "I've so much foreskin I've got eight-skin." NYUK! But will we see his Masshole?

"I may stick a pinky up it if I get a little squirrelly." Oh la la. As long as they keep Bret Michaels clothed, I won't complain. Besides, I'm a sucker for a Boston accent.

Big John Watcher (free clips and pics at StraightCollegeMen.com)

-- Mike

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