Probably not, but as the mainstream media well knows, if you want to add a dose of Hollywood Gothic to a normally tragic story, follow the porn star. Jacob Bernstein of the Daily Beast suggested today that the late designer Alexander McQueen, who killed himself last week only a few days after his mom died, may have been distraught over an unnamed porn star escort ...

McQueen had been involved with a porn star he'd identified in a September 2009 New York Times Magazine piece as "Mr. Stag." Two sources believe that Mr. Stag was in fact Aiden Shaw, a 43-year-old escort who at one point was the gay-porn equivalent of Tom Cruise ...

I wouldn't be so bold to say you must watch Pledgemaster The Hazing just because I wrote the script (which I did, in fact, write). But it's actually pretty good for a bunch of other reasons that have nothing to do with me. Not least of which is the cast, (again, which I had nothing to do with, but coincidentally ends up being like my dream cast): Nash Lawler, TJ Hawke, Cameron Marshall and ... drum roll ... Derrek Diamond, who gets hazed, covered in wax, and then fucked silly by Erik Rhodes.

Had I known that Double-D, my #1 dreamboat super-crush, was going to end up playing the part he ended up playing, well, let's just say his ass wouldn't have gotten off so easy. (Don't I talk a mean game? I actually randomly met Derrek the other day and was reduced to a babbling pool of jelly). Anyway, hardcore clip and image gallery after the jump ...

StraightCollegeMen.com's short-lived experiment to create a sited dedicated to do reality tv stars jerking off came to an end when it didn't deliver enough press, but that hasn't stopped them from uploading the videos of Tool Academy "stars" like Tyler Synon, Stew Ellefson and others.) Anger management case John Watcher (known as John Lamb on VH1's Tool Academy) would get me going anyway. He's has that magical combination of charm, stupidity, and a big uncut dick.

"I'm just a big happy Mongoloid," he jokes. "I've so much foreskin I've got eight-skin." NYUK! But will we see his Masshole?

"I may stick a pinky up it if I get a little squirrelly." Oh la la. As long as they keep Bret Michaels clothed, I won't complain. Besides, I'm a sucker for a Boston accent.

Big John Watcher (free clips and pics at StraightCollegeMen.com)

-- Mike

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Is it me or does TMZ seem a porn-crazy lately? Just a few weeks ago, the celebrity-stalking mega site broke the Steven Daigle story, and now they're all up in Mr. Pam's junk at last week's XBiz Awards. Gotta love Mr. Pam for not even flinching and talking about sticking a golf club up Tiger Wood's ass (on TV no less!)

He's been written up in Vanity Fair, inspired runway trends, starred in a Bruce LaBruce zombie movie and made a fleeting appearance in Saw VI. Now, he's further bridging the gap between adult and grown-up with a role in gay New Wave sensation Christophe Honoré's latest, "Homme au Bain" where he will stars opposite Chiara Mastroianni, daughter of Catherine Deneuve and Marcelo Mastroianni.

Of course, I'm still crazy about his fat gay cock. Perhaps he could have saved Nine.

-- Mike

Related:
Chiara Mastroinna Retrouve Honoré y une star ... du X gay! (PurePeople.com)

While it seems that an absurdly large number of you are drawn to father-son jerk-off competitions, I'm a bit of a traditionalist. When I saw the latest shots of Landon Conrad and his colossally shaped cock, it brought me back to my early days of Falcon porn lust: men like Jeremy Penn, Marcus Iron and Tom Chase. Fat, rock hard cocks that get thicker and thicker.

I mean, look at that cock. And that body. And that face. My jaw hurts from hitting the floor.

Madison Young is a porn industry triple-threat. Not only does she both perform in and direct BDSM-centric video, but for many years she's also operated the San Francisco art gallery and performance space called Femina Potens. The gallery specializes in work by and about queer folk, women, and the transgendered, and has been at its current location at Sanchez and Market Streets in the Castro District since 2007. We visited Madison's gallery to see the space for ourselves, to hear about her creative vision for her ongoing experiment in artistic expression and community building, and to discover how it all ties into her career as a major bondage pornstar.

I get more and more gay obsessed with Francesco D'Macho every day. In his latest sex adventure, he takes William Fox, the whitest Brazilian I've ever seen, off-roading in the Spanish countryside. A joint, a dirty road, a little ass fucking -- it's like an old gay Al Parker loop (except all the foreskin is original.)

More ...
Dirt Road (free gallery and clip @StaghommeStudios.com)
Al Parker in Rangers (Surge Studio via NakedSword.com)

-- Mike

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Gay Wedding Photo: Damien Crosse and Francesco D'Macho

Taking a page from our playbook, the boys at Randy Blue have posted a quiz to see who can identify the tattoos. They'll be posting the answers later today, but if you can't figure out Gabriel Shams giant back tattoo you should be paying more attention.

Match The Tattoos! (@RandyBlue.com)

-- Mike

When a porn star "retires," it's usually best to just ignore them. They miss shooting as much as you miss the shot, and they're back before you know it. But Simon Dexter (aka Harley from SeanCody.com) is a different matter, and I can't wait any more. It's possible that Dexter/Harley, who left the industry last August to focus on mainstream modeling has just gotten hotter. He's started a blog, is shooting a calender with photographer Paul Reitz and is chasing mainstream modeling agents, all while looking like a nine-inch nude Edward Norton. But is the versatile Pole missing the glory (hole) days? For a straight man, he spends an awful lot of time talking about Louis Vuitton cruising DudesNude. I say we bring him back.