The Staghomme "miniseries" 30 Loads of Facials (from Anonymous Straight and Bisexual Men), but the cum-eating and foreskin-chewing finally concluded this week. I was bereft for a few days, and forced to wrestle with the central question of the series: who's the better cocksucker, Damien Crosse or Francesco D'Macho?

It only took the two boys nine episodes to get to the magic number, with an average of 3.3333333 cocks per episode, just like Britney Spears recommended. Francesco had a strong early showing and historically has done pretty well with his husband's fat gummi.