While everyone was crowing about the Latter Day Saint's role in defeating California's Prop 8 last year, Paul Johnson was rounding up Mormon elders for another type of mission. I never really found Mormon missionaries all that attractive -- too doughy and talkative, even if they are pretty gay -- but I'm beginning to see another side of them. Who would have though that below all the long underwear and simple grins were fat uncut cocks looking for a cheap hotel room.