The sweet life of Aden and Jordan Jaric always made me a little queasy. The couple announced this week that they were breaking up after five years of saccharine bliss, but they did us the favor of banging out one more hardcore scene. Does their emotionally raw break-up sex make the flip-flopping twinsy dolls less diabetic in their once endless crush? And will they both be keeping their Falcon contract, or will they, you know, be able to see other people. Most importantly, will this finally help me tell them apart?