I don't really know where to begin with this. First and foremost, it's Derrek Diamond -- he of sheer ass perfection finally in his own movie. Not only is it dripping with Double-D, but also features a drool-worthy redhead with the pinkest, most symmetrical scrotum I've ever seen named Ryan Patrick who looks like a ginger Wolverine:

There's also twink turned nascent cub Ethan Roberts::

Anyway, after the jump, a free hardcore two-minute clip of Derrek getting pounded by Christan Wilde.

After a two-year hiatus, Matt Williams is dusting off his ropes and suspension bars and returning to the helm of Kink.com's flagship site Hogtied. Starting June 1st, Matt intends to reinvigorate the site with his unique style and fresh approach to tying sluts up and making them come. He also plans to begin updating the site four times a week with four different ties and four different girls. To commemorate this momentous homecoming to show fans new and old what they can look forward to, Matt and his team put together an awesome trailer featuring 3 of the hottest women of Kink!

There are lots of reasons to be intrigued by Zach Alexander. Despite the generic name (a Zack Alexander starred in Its Raining Men and Young Shooters in the late 90s) this furry, uncut horse-hung bottom has a set of abdominal muscles that could could inspire anorexia on anyone who laid eyes on them.

But this phenomenally talented big-dicked bottom's real unique standout may be in his skill at the delicate art of helocoptering: Its wasn't just in his scene for Hot House's backroom. This dude's the real deal: All hail Zach Alexander: the King of Helicoptering.

Clip of Zach and his helioptering glory after the jump ...

While Bel Ami has been busy making the Peters twins fuck like Jarics, William Higgins is doing what I would: making twins Adam and Konrad Richter have sex like Doublemints. The young studs were a little awkward a year or so ago when they made their first film -- it's nice to see they've spent some time at the gym. Watching them is like playing a really hot game of Can You Spot the Difference?, or coming across an issue of highlights where Goofus fucks the shit out of Gallant. There's a picture of the year in here somewhere...

But who can, really. Here Zach checks the volume on Brandon Bangs uncut cock.

But while I originally came just for the Brandon Bang's fat, fat cock, I stayed for the furry chested bottom with the huge, floppy, helicopter dick. The
clip is incredible and free but only available directly on the site(no registration needed); hardcore pics after the jump.

Is there such a thing as a butch theater queen? Sure, Jeff Stryker does a stage show every once and awhile, but director Sean Abley is upping the ante with "L.A. Tool and Die Live: A Pre-condom Comedy" a production of Joe Gage's masterpiece of masculinity. The original, which features gruff daddy Richard Locke along with guys like Will Seager, Paul Baressi, Casey Donovan, is not only a porn classic, it's also rightly a classic of gay cinema. The third installment of Gage's "working man trilogy" (starting with Kansas City Trucking Co. and El Paso Wrecking Corp.) is phenomenal. And thirty years later, the late Richard Locke (above) is still the hottest bear I know (although old COLT Men like Steve Kelso and Bruno still give him a run for the money).

But to get to the stage, the director is looking to raise a little money. And to entice you, he's throwing a little flesh -- in the form of L.A. Tool and Die Live! star John Gale. (He's hot, but I'm still stuck on Locke. (More Locke pics after the jump).

Before the internet, before the VCR, porn customers would sometimes send in money just to get a fantasy produced. I was talking with John Sommers, who helped found Falcon Studios in the 70s, and he recounted the story of a Baptist minister who sent in $500 and a pair of tennis shorts to have one of his a movie made to order (it had to do with a shower and a Porky's-esque peep-hole.)

These days, of course, there's no fantasy that a major company won't take up. Fashion icon Michael Lucas, with the help of eternal pervert Mr. Pam -- has seized the banner of fetish with his Raunch line of movies like Farts! Piss! Feet! and Cum! His latest -- Men in Stockings -- features men like Rafael Alencar, Rafael Carreras, Junior Stellano and Jonathan Agassi getting tarted up in pantyhose and lipstick. (Hardcore clip after the jump) ..

Not only is Jackson Kale gorgeous, even his name sounds healthful. Judging by those guns, he's doing something right and it's gotta be more powerful than spinach.

Got penis envy? Don't worry — Isis Love will show you how to fuck your blues away by strapping on a huge dildo and learning how to use it like a pro. That's right — Kink University is back in session and the sexy and talented Isis Love is here to teach you the basics of lesbian strap on fucking with her hot and horny teacher's pet, Holly Heart. Learn how to get the perfect fit inside and out by selecting the right cock, harness, lube, and condoms. When you're strapped on and ready for action, Isis shows us all the right positions, angles and techniques for ravaging Holly's pussy and ass and making her come.

Porn often leaves me speechless, but when I got a note from Francesco D'Macho describing Staghomme's latest shoot, El Ultimo Pecado, I was more flummoxed than usual. The scene features two Franciscan monks breaking their vows, but the most dramatic elements take place off screen.

“The year is 2018 and World War III is taking it’s course. While the Nations of the World are fighting each other on the brink of complete annihilation two Franciscan monks in a small monastery on the Argentine Andes take solace in their brotherly love and passion while unbeknownst to them these tender moments will be their last.”

Hmmm. (Free preview clip after the jump ...)