Is This The Most Perfect Ass?
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010As if God himself carved a marble sphere, sliced it down the middle to create a pair of semicircular mounds of milky-white muscular perfection, dusted each half ever-so-lighty with a smattering of golden hair and -- as a final touch -- charged it with a magnet-like electricity that's drawing in on my tongue.
Suddenly I'm gasping for air and the only oxygen mask that will fit my face is burrowed somewhere deep inside that crevice.

